Have you heard the news? We’re not cool anymore.

Our jokes are bad.

We make them cringe.

There are new rules being written every day.

By who?

The kids next door, the teenagers who hide behind their phones, the new interns at your office.

The younger generations aren’t just here to stay, they’re taking control.

We can’t ignore them anymore.

We have to not only listen to them, but to understand them, learn to speak their language, follow their trends, and be fast enough to keep up with them, and most of all...

we have to UAU them.

With a secret spice able to tease their palates:

Uasabi.